1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007?Yes. Woo! 2007!
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? I should really tell THAT story...
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? When you've been having sex with the same person for 5 years, some times you gotta laugh. You can't be goofy in real life and serious in bed.
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? I teared up, yes. But I'm a cry-er in this relationship.
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? Loves it. I'm a generally cuddly person.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?Yes. It caused so much drama. I mean, I'd rather the world forget it, and I'm sure he would too.
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? HAHA! I've learned now that letting him know what feels good is better, because if you fake it, he's gonna do it like that EVERY time.
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? You know what is a lasting sensation? The memory of whatever was whispered in your ear. Its the only thing your memory can reenact perfecty. Think about it...
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Hmmm... Depends on what you mean. Being in a monogamous relationship and on birth control, I feel pretty protected.
10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANTOTHER? Ew, and hells no. Like most people who can keep friends, I don't like what they like. No man is that sexy.
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? Not in the way that I have never seen the dude before or after... There have been "one time gigs," I guess you could say.
.12. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? I mean its been on...
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? Yeah, but for the most part its "hope so-and-so doesn't walk up in here unexpectedly..."
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN? Lol breezy elaborated on the situation perfectly a few weeks ago: "damn, why did this just get really good all of a sudden?"
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? The first time was pretty embarassing... Yeah... And then mom read my diary. Icing on the embarassment cake.
17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?15 and 4 days. I was on my grown lady ish. And then I was grounded until the next birthday...
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?this man lying next to me.
19. DO YOU THINK THAT #18 IS POSSIBLE? Are you kidding? Obviously you've never met him...
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? I'm plyable.
21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? No one who doesn't know that number by now will ever know that number. I'm not ashamed, but no matter what I say someone will always be shocked.
22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? I like sex anywhere. Except, you know... THERE. You know where there is. That's just not cool.
23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? I stopped talking to him 8 years ago, shortly after he dumped me in the middle of the cafeteria.
24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANTOTHER? Please see #6. He was definitely significant, and that's why I regret it.
25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? Yeah. That was back before I cared about people.
26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD? Good.
27. LINGERIE? I love cute drawers, but he never pays attention to it. Luckily its for my enjoyment and confidence.
28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? no.
29. WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX?
( ) park
( ) church
( ) cemetery
( ) beach
( ) boat
( ) parent's bed
(X) your bed
( ) picnic table
(x) kitchen counter
(x) dining room/kitchen table
(x) woods (open and/or in a tent)
( ) hood of a car
(X) the other person's bed
(x) in a house with parents home
( ) at a party
(x) on top of the washer/dryer
( ) with other people in the room
( ) concert
( ) grandparent's house
( ) field
( ) bleachers
( ) bookstore stock room
( ) linen closet (aren't linen closets hella small? Come on.)
30. How many virgins have you "deflowered?" 2.
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